The Odyssey is one of my favorites!
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Crew: Omnomnoms the food.
Odysseus: You shouldn't do that.
Crew: Omnomnomnom
Odysseus: Oh well, guess we should stick around since my custom says that when a stranger walks in, you must lavish him with goodies! 8D
Cyclops: Fee Fi Fo Fum....I smell something yummy. *eyes soldiers*
Crew: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!
Cyclops: OMNOMNOM!!!!!!
Odysseus and crew:
Cyclops: Imma go out and graze my sheep, batches. BRB. *rolls stone in place*
Odysseus: I haz a plan! 8D *turns club into spear*
Cyclops: *comes back* Didja behave yourselves? *eyes 2 more soldiers* OMNOMNOMNOM!!!!
Odysseus and Crew: YOU GLUTTON!
Odysseus: Hey, want some booze from this pouch?
Cyclops: Why not? *glubglub* MOAR!
Odysseus: Of course!
Cyclops: *glubglub* Ahhh....so dizzy.....you are pretty decent guy, almost makes me sad that I must grind your bones to make my bread....BTW, wuts yer name?
Odysseus: Nobody. The name's Nobody.
Cyclops: *hiccup*
Odysseus: You lightweight.....>_>
Crew: WE KILL?

Odysseus: Nuh! Not unless you all can move that rock blocking the entrance, fucktards! We STAB! 8D
Odysseus and Crew: *stabs Cyclops eye*
Cyclops: HOLY FUCKAMOLY!!!! THAT FUCKING HURTS!!!!! RAWR!!!!
Other cyclops outside: You okay???
Cyclops: NOBODY'S HURTING ME! NOBODY'S HARMING ME!
Other cyclops outside: .....if you say so....*stomps away*
Cyclops: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!! *MOVES ROCK* I'll get you all!!!!!
Odysseus: *to crew* Let's tie ourselves to the undersides of the sheep! 8D
Cyclops: *feels sheep fur* Dammit, where are they!? D<
Odysseus and Crew: *escapes to ship* Hey, bitch! My name's Odysseus, BTW! See ya sucker!!!!! 8D
Cyclops: DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ODYSSEUS BLINDED ME!!!!!!
POSEIDON: D< *not pleased*
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i'm a million different people from one day to the next.
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~lesson #5,000,000,122,888,900,100: NEVER USE POWDERED CURRY FOR EYE-SHADOW!!!!
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i'm a million different people from one day to the next.
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Only dead fish swim with the stream
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~lesson #5,000,000,122,888,900,100: NEVER USE POWDERED CURRY FOR EYE-SHADOW!!!!
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Shit happens. And then you fucking DIE!!
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