The Odyssey is one of my favorites!
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Crew: Omnomnoms the food.
Odysseus: You shouldn't do that.
Crew: Omnomnomnom
Odysseus: Oh well, guess we should stick around since my custom says that when a stranger walks in, you must lavish him with goodies! 8D

Cyclops: Fee Fi Fo Fum....I smell something yummy. *eyes soldiers*

Crew: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!

Cyclops: OMNOMNOM!!!!!!

Odysseus and crew:

Cyclops: Imma go out and graze my sheep, batches. BRB. *rolls stone in place*

Odysseus: I haz a plan! 8D *turns club into spear*

Cyclops: *comes back* Didja behave yourselves? *eyes 2 more soldiers* OMNOMNOMNOM!!!!

Odysseus and Crew: YOU GLUTTON!

Odysseus: Hey, want some booze from this pouch?

Cyclops: Why not? *glubglub* MOAR!

Odysseus: Of course!

Cyclops: *glubglub* Ahhh....so dizzy.....you are pretty decent guy, almost makes me sad that I must grind your bones to make my bread....BTW, wuts yer name?

Odysseus: Nobody. The name's Nobody.

Cyclops: *hiccup*

Odysseus: You lightweight.....>_>

Crew: WE KILL?

Odysseus: Nuh! Not unless you all can move that rock blocking the entrance, fucktards! We STAB! 8D

Odysseus and Crew: *stabs Cyclops eye*

Cyclops: HOLY FUCKAMOLY!!!! THAT FUCKING HURTS!!!!! RAWR!!!!

Other cyclops outside: You okay???

Cyclops: NOBODY'S HURTING ME! NOBODY'S HARMING ME!

Other cyclops outside: .....if you say so....*stomps away*

Cyclops: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!! *MOVES ROCK* I'll get you all!!!!!

Odysseus: *to crew* Let's tie ourselves to the undersides of the sheep! 8D

Cyclops: *feels sheep fur* Dammit, where are they!? D<

Odysseus and Crew: *escapes to ship* Hey, bitch! My name's Odysseus, BTW! See ya sucker!!!!! 8D

Cyclops: DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ODYSSEUS BLINDED ME!!!!!!

POSEIDON: D< *not pleased*